If I was an emoji, this above picture would be EXACTLY what I would look like right NOW. After a 44-sleep countdown, now that there is only one mutherfunking sleep to go, there's a good chance Honey and her brood will not be cruising on the Carnival Spirit tomorrow. I adore my little ones, right down to their  weird pinky toes, but this...

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My first-born started high school yesterday. I've written her this letter - but it's really for me.   "To my daughter starting High School,   It is almost unimaginable that you’re starting High School today, but here you stand before me, not quite a teen but definitely no longer a child.   It’s almost inconceivable that you’re dressed in the same uniform I...

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Sleep. That elusive five-letter word that I literally dream about with my eyes OPEN (yes I realise that sentence does not make sense). But seriously, my kids are the worst sleepers. In the last 11 years and 9 months, I can honestly say I have not slept one night through. I have three beautiful daughters (born in 35 months) who are nocturnally challenged....

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